Don’t get that pull-up? Fail that clean? Botch that muscle-up? Can’t lift much on your Deadlift?
No one’s going to love you any less because you screw up at CrossFit.You could be the world’s worst CrossFitter EVER. Horrible, wretched, pathetic attempt at an athlete and . . . life will go on. Here’s hoping that’s not you, but so what if it is. CrossFit isn’t only for the perfect. CrossFit is for f***-ups too. Seriously. Come play on my team: Team We Don’t Give a S***. We’re here so you can get better. You don’t have to start at perfect, you start wherever you are — and then you get better. CrossFit makes people better.
People ask all the time: “What would you do if you knew you could not fail?”I never liked that question: it’s stupid. We don’t have a magic wand. You’re going to fail. So what. We’re not going to love you any less.
So just go CrossFit. Or Zumba. P590X. Flag football. Join a bocce league. Something. Just get off your butt. All of life gets better when you do.